Oct 30, 2012 | shelkel | 352 views
Streak Runs to 10!
It was a stats-pack, quickly scribbling, remember your algebra, banker's dream, count your toes, who is Euclid?, phone Stephen Hawking kind of night on Tuesday as the Lancer boys ran the streak to 10, with a convincing 15-0 win over Wallaceburg. The stats go:
Noah Nelson - 3 goals - again no hats - for the love of Howie Morenz!
Josh Troop - 1 goal 3 assists
Matteo Santagapita - 2 goals 4 assists = HIS DAD'S TOTAL IN PEEWEE THROUGH MIDGET
Parker Pigeon - 1 goal 1 assist
Simon Moir - 1 goal 1 assist
Dylan Dundas - 1 goal 1 assist
Charlie Graham - 1 goal 2 assists
Cameron Reif - 1 goal 1 assist
Isaac Irwin - 1 assist - should have had more with his fine passing!
Cole Smale - 1 goal 3 assists - the deadliest backhand in 3 counties finally worked!
Cooper Kelly - 1 assist AND PLAYERS OF THE GAME............
MATT "STATS FILLER" MILNE - 2 GOALS, 4 ASSISTS AND
MADSKILLZ BASILIO - 1 GOAL, 1 ASSIST
The shutout is shared by the fine backchecking of Logan Slota and "The Wall" Ty who although never tested, looked fine for the ladies in the crowd. Fan of the game goes to this sports reporter who battled hand cramps, writer's block and a dose of lead poisoning just trying to keep up. Next up loyal readers, the expose you have been waiting for, "The Real Truth Behind Schomberg - Panda Bears, Lies and Videotape"!